My name is Bogey. I love to travel. Anywhere.
Right now, I am in Pennsylvania with Mommy, Mimi-Kitty, and Grandma. Where is Daddy? He always comes with us. I don’t understand why he isn’t here this time. It’s upsetting to me. I like Daddy with me wherever I go!
Daddy takes me to Antietam Lake to go hiking in the woods. I get to be off leash and romp. We have so much fun. I hunt and chase squirrels and Daddy lets me. Mommy doesn’t like the woods. She says she doesn’t hike outside of Central Park, and she doesn’t let me chase squirrels at all. She tells me to “leave it.” Why isn’t Mommy any fun?
Mommy went out last night and I was extra hungry. I grabbed the plastic container from the kitchen counter for a snack. My plan was to just eat a little, and Mommy wouldn’t notice. But, I couldn’t help myself. I opened it and ate the whole thing. Mimi was staring at me and meowing. Why was she doing that? Stupid cats.
Mommy got back from dinner and scolded me. I didn’t realize it, but I ate all of Mimi’s food. Oops–I didn’t mean to do it. I told Mimi-Kitty I was sorry. Mommy said I would need to go in the crate again. Don’t put me in the jail again–please! I will be a better doggy. Maybe if I behave, I won’t have to go there. I can’t help I have a huge appetite. Mommy did feed me dinner, but it wasn’t enough. I am a big doggy. Woof Woof!
Today I got to chase the ball and play with a German Shepherd. She was pretty, but I liked the ball better. Ariel was flirting with me, but she wasn’t my type. I’m not into girls too much right now. I had a crush on Gypsy the Labradoodle, but she was too flirty with other boy dogs. I am going to live the single life for now. No doggy heartbreak for me—WOOF!
Tomorrow, we come back to New York. Grandma Chrissy is coming along. After Mimi stops screaming, I will have a long sleep. Why doesn’t Mimi like the car? Stupid cats.
Daddy will be there waiting for me. I miss him and I hope we can play ball in the park. Mommy isn’t as good at ball, but she gives better kisses. I like her kisses!
I am getting sleepy tired now. Going to close my eyes and go for a snore.